Dear ladies who wear cheap perfume.....

You know who you are. Well maybe you don't because you don't seem to notice that you have marinated your self in cheap Avon swill. Each morning your arrival to the office is announced 5 minutes before you walk in by the rolling wave of stench. I am instantly afflicted with a migraine and I want to puke. I wouldn't mind as much if it were channel, but the latest fragrance endeavor from Shaina Twain just isn't doing it for me. It smells like peaches mixed with Vagisil with just a hint of soap. And lunch OH I loathe lunch, for when you return your sent will be renewed with strength. Please don't as me for help because if I have to enter your cubical, I might pass out. If I do please call my emergency numbers and let my mom know what happened. And please remember this; a perfume shower doesn't actually count as a shower.